Wrapping Up Part 1

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And that's a wrap on Stalin Island Part 1! It feels like such a short amount of time has gone by since we started, but... uh... it's actually been 3 months. Which, wow, you know. The inevitable passage of time.

If you're just joining us, this is a great point to do it! We've got 26 pages of Time Cheetah shenanigans for you to check out, there's a helpful link on the homepage's sidebar, get to it!

If you've been reading all along, a very hearty thank you from the bottom of my heart. It means a lot to us that people are actually reading and enjoying something we made that's this downright ridiculous! It's not over yet, though, and I can guarantee one thing: if you enjoyed any of the crazyness in the first part of the story, the second part of Stalin Island cranks that crazyness up to an almost unbearable degree. You will straight up have to cut crazyness out of your diet for a few days once this story wraps up!

For Part 2, we'll also do a little more talking about the comic book itself in the blog posts. A little history, some talk of previous drafts, that sorta stuff. For now: thanks again, hope you're liking the story so far, and keep sharing and telling people about Time Cheetah, the hottest new webcomic on the internet!

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Photoshop Trials

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If you ever wanna feel dumb, try learning Photoshop by yourself. 

Many of the buttons look the same as in other Microsoft applications. They are not. You may think what you're trying to achieve, such as extending a line, is simple. The gods laugh at your hubris. But hey, at least when you're done, storing and exporting is as easy as 1, 2, 3 oh shit I guess I never wanted an image anyways.

You may say, Alejandro, the internet is a wonderful resource! Simply look for a Youtube tutorial and voila, you'll be making fake news photos in no time!

Counterpoint: if I have to listen to one more overly-salivating techy take 15 minutes to explain two button presses, I'll yell at an otter.

Not hurt. Not harm. Yell.

Man, I better unwind with this Newest Page of Time Cheetah. You know you can check us out and subscribe on the wonderful Tapastic? You will, after we drill it into your head fifty times!

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Last Crusade

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Hey, when was the last time you watched Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade?

--If the answer is "never," stop reading, leave whatever location you are in and go to the nearest computer (if you are reading this on a computer, just leave the room and come right back in) and stream that bad boy. Right now.

--If the answer is “a while ago,” then you might not remember how much of an absolute blast you have every time you watch this movie. Like the part with the boats? Or the Nazi castle? What about the blimp? Or the tank? Ah man. Time for a rewatch.

--If the answer is “oh, I just watched it last week,” or “I just finished watching because you told me to, jackass” or whatever, then you're fine. Oh, wait, I meant WATCH IT AGAIN!

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Time Cheetah! We're so close to the end of Part 1, and Colonel Bolshevik is tantalizingly out of sight. Read on!

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Too Much Mexico?

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Is there such a thing as too much Mexico in one weekend? Yes.

You may know I recommend the tour company I work for, Turista Libre, way too much for a job that doesn't pay commission. You may also know it was Mexican Independence Day last weekend on September 16th. And you may remember that 'Canelo' Alvarez, our current gift to boxing, challenged the junior lightweight champion the night after.

So:

-Drinking for our non-alien destroying Independence Day.

-Drinking for my private beer tour on Saturday. The itinerary? Drinking. When I was done...

-Drinking at Plaza Fiesta to watch the Canelo fight. More drinking when he won. 

-Drinking Sunday for another private tour. Guess the itinerary.

If anybody knows a patriotism detox, I'm all ears. I'll just relax with a stunning new page of Time Cheetah, the hottest new webcomic in Mexico. Viva!

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