Stalin Roulette

Stalin Roulette, a game so stupid only my brother could come up with it.

As Carlos has mentioned before, Stalin Island went through many, many rewrites and this sequence had the good luck of being one our favorites (sorry savage cosmonauts). But it didn't survive unchanged!

For one, it used to happen in it's entirety in Part 1, but we needed the space. Then it was the cliff hanger before Part 2, but it didn't work and delayed Bolshevik's introduction too much. THEN it was changed thematically from a sort of 'Pass Stalin's test of wits!' to Cheetah proving his worth and friendship to Rodriguez. THEN we added henchmen for Cheetah to unload on, because before he just shoot all six bullets into the air!

Writing is hard, guys. But in the end, I don't think anything contributed as much as the stunning first panel on this page from our artist, Matt Cossin. Where we had to get out of our way and simplify, he elevated our stupid idea to greatness.

So, seriously, check out today's New Page. If you like it, check out Matt Cossin's art page too!

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Vote

This is quite an important day in these United States: Election Day!

All I’ve got today is just a simple, small request: if you are registered to vote in the USA, please do so. Whichever way you vote, on a president or senator, a proposition or a school board member, it’s important that you take the time and participate. Democratic elections and the peaceful transfer of power are, straight up, an amazing thing. We’ve had it for a short time (in it’s current incarnation, as far as human history goes) and who knows how long we’ll have it (again, as far as human history goes). Don’t take it for granted! Vote!

That’s it! We got a pretty tense Time Cheetah page today (don’t blow your brains out, Cheetah!) and we’ll have the thrilling conclusion to this game of Stalin Roulette on Thursday!

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Job Quest

God bless the internet.

I have been on a Job Quest. Recently, I found a positions to my liking and was about to apply. I had done the research, visited in person, and just completed a shiny new resume. I was feeling confident. 

But wait, your personal worth summary (resume) needs an introduction. I needed to write a cover letter. However, this application was being submitted to a national HR department and 'Dear National HR Department' is not the proper way to address a letter. I guess I'll just title it 'To whom it may concern'.

But a voice in my head, my guardian angel perhaps, said "Google that."

I googled some help on cover letters and there was one consensus: all people who title their cover letters 'To whom it may concern' are the scum of society. This was a faux pas so deadly it would blacklist me from any employment, ever, anywhere. I deleted the crime and contacted the offices for further details.

When in doubt, use the internet. If still in doubt, look at the newest page of Time Cheetah. That should set you at ease. 

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All Your Fanbase Are Belong To Us

So, this weekend, a good friend of mine actually dressed up as Time Cheetah for Halloween! That in itself is amazing, but it also checks off an item on my Time Cheetah Fanbase Dream List. The list includes:

--See someone dressed up as Time Cheetah (done, son)

--Read a multi-part Time Cheetah fanfic where he's in High School and joins the goth kids and is best friends with the person who writes the fanfic (are goth kids still around? Who am I kidding, goths are eternal)

--Find a tumblr that retweets Time Cheetah x Rodriguez fanart, where they hold each other and make out and one of them has angel wings and shit (or devil wings, if you wanna get saucy)

–See a grown ass lady post a 20-minute Time Cheetah makeup tutorial (#fabulous)

--See people on a message board get into an actually impassioned argument about who can run faster, Time Cheetah or Sonic The Hedgehog (Answer: you are a nerd)

These are my dreams, and I know we have a long way to go and a fanbase to grow and cultivate... but the fact that I could cross one off the list this early makes me very happy.

Oh yeah! New Time Cheetah page! In this one, Colonel Bolshevik gloats like only he can!

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