Ford's Fortune

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And now the story kicks in! Secret gambling room full of mysterious automobile industry legends? Check! Time Cheetah ready for action? Check! Barely moldy Encyclopedia Britannica? Also check!

Many many years ago, a simpler version of this story served as our introduction to Time Cheetah. It was a shorter tale, but all the elements were there: Time Cheetah, gambling, Henry Ford, cars.

Once we wrote the first fully scripted version, we added a lot more in, most of it spoiler-y so I won’t mention it. But I can say: even from the first version, as soon as Ford enters the script, the story becomes one of the most fun things we’ve written. Next week, we’ll finally meet the infamous American car-maker. Today, bask in the glory of Matt Cossin’s awesome establishing panel!

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Guardians Of The Comedy Vol. 2

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James Gunn is too funny.

After watching Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, my girlfriend loves Baby Groot, my friend was sad there wasn't enough Chris Pratt and I knew I would never be as good at comedy as James Gunn.

Not convinced? Here are some of the things that happen in it, a multi-million dollar superhero film financed by capitalist corporations with the sole intent of making a bunch of money:

- There is a super tripy sequence in which four characters scream uncontrollably while their looking dumb. 

- Dave Batista as Drax guffaws right in people's faces all the time. That man is a gift.

- There is a poop joke that is so good, it made me furious after the film. 

If James Gunn continues to be this funny, there will be no comedy left for the rest of us. He must be stopped for Time Cheetah to succeed. In fact, do your part and look at today's New Page!

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Cinco De Mayo

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Hello fellow readers! Cinco de Mayo is soon to be upon us all, and as Latino writing team, we thought we'd share you some cool tips to make sure you're celebrating is clean and well informed:

-Getting drunk in Cinco de Mayo is fine. Eating tacos and drinking tequila is fine. Wearing a sombrero is probably not fine. 

-Be safe! Have a designated driver, spot all emergency exists, maintain situational awareness.

- Cinco de Mayo is NOT the Mexican Independence Day.  Mexico does not have an equivalent to that beautiful American Blockbuster. 

Keep these hot tips in mind and you're celebration is sure to make none of your latino friends uncomfortable. The same applies to the newest Time Cheetah Page. It can only bring smiles and laughter. Have fun!

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Franchise Similarities

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We know what you're thinking.
“Poker? Exotic locations? Secret agents? Boy this sounds criminally similar to that other successful franchise..."
PERISH such thoughts from your mind! Unlike the unrelated Thames Pond movie Frapuchino Locale, the Time Cheetah adventure "Ford's Fortune" is completely original. Observe:
- Time Cheetah is a cat man. Not a British man.
- Time Cheetah doesn't just international travel, but he time travels as well. Much higher production values.
- Time Cheetah's catchphrase isn't just his name. It's “Rawr.” Much more civilized.
As you can see, miles apart. Completely litigation proof. Hey, why don't you check out today's new page and see for yourself?

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