James Gunn is too funny.
After watching Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, my girlfriend loves Baby Groot, my friend was sad there wasn't enough Chris Pratt and I knew I would never be as good at comedy as James Gunn.
Not convinced? Here are some of the things that happen in it, a multi-million dollar superhero film financed by capitalist corporations with the sole intent of making a bunch of money:
- There is a super tripy sequence in which four characters scream uncontrollably while their looking dumb.
- Dave Batista as Drax guffaws right in people's faces all the time. That man is a gift.
- There is a poop joke that is so good, it made me furious after the film.
If James Gunn continues to be this funny, there will be no comedy left for the rest of us. He must be stopped for Time Cheetah to succeed. In fact, do your part and look at today's New Page!