Sometimes, at the start of the New Year, you have to simplify. This year I got a foolproof plan: I'm gonna do more good ideas and less bad ideas. The trick is to correctly identify which ideas are which. Let's practice.

-When I get an important email, I'm gonna answer it ASAP. Good idea!

-I can't stop eating potato chips, so I'm buying 5 bags. Bad idea!

-Visiting a possible employer today, better dress to impress. Good idea!

-It's June, 1974 in Cleveland. The Texas Ranger's just called out your baseball team of being weak. To spark up the community, we're gonna offer a 10 Cent Beer Night (50 cents in 2016 dollars) with a limite of 6 beers per purchase. Not person. Purchase. Bad idea!

Hopefully you've gotten the hang of this and know that bringing a hang glider, as our newest Time Cheetah page can attest, is a good idea!

Happy New Year, fellow readers! I hope you're rested because Time Cheetah is back, going into the 12th gear of our shocking climax. Check. It. Out. Now!

What did we do with our precious holidays? Me and Carlos were in Las Vegas between Christmas and New Years, but we wanted something to do that wasn't the typical debauchery. Battlefield Vegas came to the rescue. In keeping with Vegas tradition, this is no ordinary gun range. 

Wanna shoot a WW2 rifle? Done. (I shot the M1 Garand.) Don't know what gun John Wick uses? They do, and you can use it to become John Wick. Or if you feel like compensating, why not just shoot a minigun? The service was fantastic and I cannot recomendad them enough. If you're in the city of Sin, head down to Battlefield Vegas. 

We wanna hear what you got up to during the holidays too, so please share with us your family dramas, moments of tenderness, or just plain existential terror over the coming year. 2017 here we come!

Happy Holidays, everyone! 

2016 comes to an end and so does the YEAR OF CHEETAH. We've worked very hard to bring you Time Cheetah and his first adventure, The Secret of Stalin Island, and it's been a dream to share it with the world. Hope you've loved it as much as we have!

That being said, we're taking a small break for the holidays. This is the last page of 2016, the next page will post on January 3rd, 2017. The adventure is approaching it's climactic ending, will Time Cheetah and Rodriguez find a way out? 

Who knows! Check back next year and have a happy holidays!