Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

It's right around the corner, you guys! Christmas! The time of year when you hunker down and gorge on food, movies, TV shows, family, and gifts. All must be consumed, so demands the jolly red man!

In the spirit of Christmas, I'd like to give you all a few small gifts that will hopefully brighten up your holidays with mirth and frankincense or whatever. These gifts come in the form of internet videos that made me laugh this year, and they are carried upon the camel hump of our wonderful internet, delivered to the manger of your mind. Enjoy!

Cat Punches Stuffed Tiger - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFw6JW_A5XU

Combines the simple joy of a cat video with the pumped up feeling of yelling “WORLDSTAR!” at your computer screen. A joy few things can provide, so we should cherish those things that can.

Bootleg Fireworks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

The amount of times that Jesus gets mentioned in this video likely counts as going to Christmas mass. Amen to that!

Geraldine Loves Star Wars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBwXAPNLr0

I watched Rogue One. I played the Battlefront video game. I even read the Darth Vader comic book. But I guarantee the best Star Wars thing to come out of 2016 is this video. No. Contest.

Pokerap - https://vimeo.com/174597335

With the release of Pokemon Go this year, I re-listened to this classic to see how many of the OG 150 I could still name. I'll be honest, I got far fewer than I thought! Try it out yourself and keep track of how quickly you get stumped!

 

And since it's the season for giving, I'll give ya one more:

Suh Dude - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I

And a Merry Suh Dude to one and all!

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Red Fury Mode

Our heroes just got out of the frying pan only to land on the fire that is Cosmo-bot's Red Fury Mode in our Newest Page. Our mechanical monster's rage reminded that we all have different settings, or 'modes', depending on the situation. I thought I'd share some of mine!

-Service Industry Mode: Very polite, no opinions. What you say is law.

-Family Mode: Activate Spanish. Hola, si, biblioteca. ¡Bueno!

-At Home Mode: Equip sweat pants.

-Time Cheetah Writing Mode: Everything is possible. Rodriguez and Cheetah befriend prehistoric giant spiders to stop a Nazi? Yes. 

-A La Mode: Add Ice Cream.

How about you, dear reader, what are some of your modes? 

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Trains, Planes, And Zombiemobiles

Watched an excellent movie this weekend, which was a pleasant surprise 'cause guess what: this movie was about zombies! And it was great! Say what?!

OK, so zombies are boring now. We all know it. Walking Dead's got more seasons than you have towels in your house and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies came out this year and you didn't even remember that movie existed until just now!

Leave it to South Korea to give the genre the kick in the mouth it needed. They released a movie called Train to Busan this year, about a dude taking his daughter to the town of Busan by way of (wait for it) train when a zombie outbreak hits the country. And like all good action horror films, things just get more and more intense as the movie goes on.

It's got tense action set pieces, breezy pacing that rarely lets up, and doesn't shy away from killing its cast or putting them in worse and worse situations. It's just thrilling and fun and if you used to like zombies but got pretty burnt out, you gotta give it a try. You'll have a great time!

Oh, right, Time Cheetah! This page gives ya a classic Colonel Bolshevik moment and hopefully a chuckle, ch-ch-check it!

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You Look Great Today

I just had a day where I spent time with my grandparents, drove an uncle to storage, had an OFFICIAL Time Cheetah meeting, a date, a movie AND crossed the USA/Mexico border twice. It was busy.

But, we're all busy right? And you know what would have been great that busy day? A compliment

I wanna take a moment to tell you: You look great today.

Seriously. That haircut? Fantastic. Your face? Beautiful. Have you been working out? It shows.

Have a great day, maybe check out the New Time Cheetah Page? I feel like our heroes could use some compliments themselves. 

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