Early Vote gets the Worm

I just voted early and it was beautiful.

I'm a Mexican AND US citizen, so I get to vote in both countries. In Mexico, however,  democracy sometimes seem like our flavor of government as opposed to a functioning system. The grassroots participation is inspiring but the process? I'd rather look at cat memes, thank you very much.

The US system, by comparison, is fantastic. Don't wanna go to the ballot? We'll mail ya one. Paralyzed by the unknowable nature of the ballot? Read up on one of the many informational sites. Hate the smell the election ink leaves on your thumb (Seriously Mexican institutions, stop skinning skunks)? So does AMERICA!

So go vote as soon as you finish reading the newest page of Time Cheetah! Feels good, man.

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Everybody Loves Ads!

You like ads? Of course you do, everybody loves ads. Without them our capitalist society would collapse and be taken over by, oh let's say, monarchy. And nobody wants that again.

Which is why we're proud to announce that we have put up ads in the timecheetahcomic.com homepage. Our artistic integrity is nothing compared to the delicious pennies we'll make supporting this vicious consumer cycle. All hail the all mighty ads!

"Wait, did you say pennies?" you ask, and it's true. If you go to our website, under our valuable ad space will be the current price to purchase that ad space for a day. At this moment, our ad space can be purchased for a shinny 0.00 pennies. It's the bargain of the century!

As time goes on, ad space auctions start and the value matches the demand and blah blah invisible hand blah blah trickle down. Nothing is stopping you, dear reader, from getting some free ad space in our humble beginnings!

So seize the day, buy our ad space, and read the Newest Page of Time Cheetah! It seems Colonel Bolshevik forgot a very important, oh my...

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Funny Stuff

First off, today's Time Cheetah contains one of the dumbest jokes we've written. It's great, you'll love it, go read it!

Second off, I want to take the time today to spread the love. You've read our stuff (probably), laughed at our jokes (hopefully), and overall just been generous with your attention and compliments. In return, I wanna take a moment and mention some comics stuff that's made me laugh and inspired me to step up my own funny game. If you like them as much as I do, throw some monies (or clicks) their way:

Megg, Mogg & Owl stories by Simon Hanselmann–I picked up Hanselmann's book Megahex on a whim two years ago (to be honest, I find stoned-looking cats really funny, because I am a simple man). I read the whole thing that night and I don't remember the last time I've laughed that hard while reading something. It's stoner absurdism with the occasional Marx Bros. anarchy, and paced panel to panel like few other comics out there. I mean, just check out this strip. If you enjoyed that, there's plenty more in the two hardcovers released so far (Megahex and Amsterdam). A word of warning: the stories can get VERY R-rated and gross. So, you know, not for the faint of heart.

Sexcastle by Kyle Starks—I'm very glad I didn't read Sexcastle before starting to write Time Cheetah, because as much time as I spent with a big grin on my face reading it, I also spent a lot of time shaking my head and thinking “welp, can't do that now.” Superbly realized homage/parody of 80's action movie tropes, with some deft storytelling and just solid laughs all around. It was up for an Eisner this year, and though it lost against some small time cartoon humorist you may have heard of, consider it the Mad Max: Fury Road of the nominees: award or not, if you're into action movies and sheer fun, there's none better.

Captain Macbastard by Twistwood—It's easy enough to recommend some funny stuff with plenty of accolades. Well, how about some of that underground, “I knew about it before it was big” good stuff? For that, you gotta get on Captain Macbastard! It starts with a big burly man trying to kill baby Hitler, and then goes in a completely different direction. It's got an awesome style, fast pacing, and a fabulous sense of humor. Also? You can read it all in like 20 minutes. So, go read it already!

OK, so if you're not all laughed out after that (I hope you're not, are you? Wait, come back! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! NO!), check out the new Time Cheetah page!

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Time To Tijuana

Are you promoting the Tijuana tour company you work for, Turista Libre, in your posts again Alejandro? Shame!

Yes! But there are so many great tours coming up, I'd be remiss not to try and convince you to bring your delicious dollars across the border. 

Want to go see Lucha Libre? We got that, ringside seats too. A tour composed entirely of Taco stops? Yup, your stomach is not ready. A visit to Baja Wine country? Of course! Day of the Dead tour, Brewery visits, Market hop and two separate Seventh Anniversary spectaculars in which we visit 7 locations back to back (a friendly day version and a boozy night version)? OH YEAH!

There's something for everyone right now, so put your silly drug crime related fears aside and come down to visit Tijuana! Only AFTER you see the newest Time Cheetah page though. No sooner. 

Signed, Alejandro_Cheetah

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