We're Back!

Time Cheetah's back, baby! The Secret of Stalin Island Part 2 begins today, and y'all are in for quite a fun time. Long time readers, dive right in! But new readers? Stick around, let me giva ya some facts:

-Time Cheetah is a comic about a time traveling cat man who punches time criminals in the face.

-It is not a drama.

-It's written by Carlos Guzman and Alejandro Verdugo, drawn by Matt Cossin, colored by Mike Cossin, and lettered by Tom Long.

–Today we're kicking off the second part of our first Time Cheetah story: Time Cheetah and the Secret of Stalin Island! This second part will run for 26 pages before it ends, which means there's already 26 pages for you to check out!

-We update the site with a new text piece (like this one) and a new comic book page every Tuesday and Thursday. So far, the schedule has been pretty consistent, so make sure to check back twice every week and we'll have new stuff up!

-If you like Time Cheetah, spread the word! And if you REALLY like Time Cheetah, be sure to follow us on twitter, tumblr and facebook (right on the sidebar).

-A group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope of butterflies. A group of kaleidoscopes is called a buttload of kaleidoscopes. Wow!

This new page picks up pretty close to where we left off, and has fun little Batman reference for good measure! Get reading already!

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Cheetah Gon' Give It To Ya

The Secret of Stalin Island, Part 2 starts today with a beautiful cover from our artist Matt Cossin. Cower in it's awe inducing splendor.

As my brother Carlos stated in his last post, this story has been in the works for years. YEARS. There is nothing we want more than to amaze you with all the 26 pages of insanity you have coming your way right now, but the Greek Myths haves warned us of the dangers of hubris. The schedule must be respected.

But HARKWitness the cover, for like a treasure map it has all the clues you need. Gaze over every detail and listen well: everything in that cover happens in Part 2. 

Every. Single. Thing.

Stick around and strap in, it's gonna get a little crazy! Why don't you share Time Cheetah with your friends/enemies so we can strap them in too?

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Wrapping Up Part 1

And that's a wrap on Stalin Island Part 1! It feels like such a short amount of time has gone by since we started, but... uh... it's actually been 3 months. Which, wow, you know. The inevitable passage of time.

If you're just joining us, this is a great point to do it! We've got 26 pages of Time Cheetah shenanigans for you to check out, there's a helpful link on the homepage's sidebar, get to it!

If you've been reading all along, a very hearty thank you from the bottom of my heart. It means a lot to us that people are actually reading and enjoying something we made that's this downright ridiculous! It's not over yet, though, and I can guarantee one thing: if you enjoyed any of the crazyness in the first part of the story, the second part of Stalin Island cranks that crazyness up to an almost unbearable degree. You will straight up have to cut crazyness out of your diet for a few days once this story wraps up!

For Part 2, we'll also do a little more talking about the comic book itself in the blog posts. A little history, some talk of previous drafts, that sorta stuff. For now: thanks again, hope you're liking the story so far, and keep sharing and telling people about Time Cheetah, the hottest new webcomic on the internet!

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Photoshop Trials

If you ever wanna feel dumb, try learning Photoshop by yourself. 

Many of the buttons look the same as in other Microsoft applications. They are not. You may think what you're trying to achieve, such as extending a line, is simple. The gods laugh at your hubris. But hey, at least when you're done, storing and exporting is as easy as 1, 2, 3 oh shit I guess I never wanted an image anyways.

You may say, Alejandro, the internet is a wonderful resource! Simply look for a Youtube tutorial and voila, you'll be making fake news photos in no time!

Counterpoint: if I have to listen to one more overly-salivating techy take 15 minutes to explain two button presses, I'll yell at an otter.

Not hurt. Not harm. Yell.

Man, I better unwind with this Newest Page of Time Cheetah. You know you can check us out and subscribe on the wonderful Tapastic? You will, after we drill it into your head fifty times!

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